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Everyone loved it.
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
share office space ...
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Still no good
Minds and Behinds
No way
How do you choose sunscreen for oily skin?
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Just Forget it!
Still no good.
No, not a chance
Loons and Moons
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Another attempt resulted in ...
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
So, the docs changed it to read
Thumbs down again.
Next, they tried...
Freaks and Cheeks
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
They put up a sign reading
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
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Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Unacceptable again!
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Catatonics & High Colonics
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
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Hysterias & Posteriors
Then came..
No go.
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The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
So they tried
Nuts and Butts